When people don’t tip
When people don’t tip
When Chewbacca steals your hipster beer
When luchador wrestlers disrespect the dead
Word.
Daria gets it.
Why doesn’t everyone else get it?
(Source: naoestasendofacil)

Roofies and Sublime. Because you know that’s what they’re really talking about…
My worst nightmare
(Source: zombify)
When you feel like a slug

When you trip like an idiot.

First Elmo could be tickled, then he could dance, now he can dance ON the potty. Next, the world…
(Source: sesamestreet)

When birds attack